esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.
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Truth is, I'm not innocent. I'm just an abstinent fireplace that doesn't wanna feel the fire kindled between her legs anymore so don't mind the ashes. They're just evidence of how brightly I can glow and I wanna glow hard like one dim star on an otherwise starless night that shines just to prove its fidelity.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009 || 9:30 PM
My mind is a very cluttered space at the moment and as a result of that, I can't think straight. So this is my attempt to clear the clutter. This is what's on my mind right now (if you don't care, stop friggin reading my blog you stalker!):
- It's so HOT!
- I feel nauseous and my head is spinning
- "mommy dearest" has returned (oh joy!)
- It's funny how sarcasm is such a big part of my language
- That last thought was so random
- Speaking of random, I tried to remember how to do the hokey pokey today…*shrugs*
- Still nauseous ughh
- I miss my best friend
- Wish I was with the girls right now
- *riding the crimson wave*
- *crossing the red sea*
- Aunt rose came to visit hahaha
- It's about that time…
- There are so many metaphors for "the joys of womanhood" lol
- Or like Cassy would say, "my uterus is falling out!!" lmao
- I still miss Cassy
- Why did "mommy dearest" have to return??
- I saw this girl I went to church with on fb and she's all grown up…
- Now, in addition to nausea, I'm feeling very old
- Speaking of which, my cousin's b'day was on Saturday. I asked her how old she was and I so wasn't expecting to hear the number that came out of her mouth lmao
- Moe is no longer homeless. Saw the pics. That douche almost got arrested but I'll keep my "I told you so" to myself =)
- I miss Todd and Jendi
- Jendi is such a rock star lol. Him and Matt and David…those dudes are talented…and sweet as pie =)
- Crusade has been amazing, I'll be sad when it's over
- Women irk my nerves. I'm generally annoyed with them at the moment…this is what having brothers does to you
- My homeboy Ty is a cutie…contemplating whether or not we should make a baby lol
- I'm hoping this weekend is a good one.
- Cassy's coming to church with me, wedding on Sunday, chillin with Todd and Jendi…I'm pretty sure it'll be a good one.
- I think my dad is setting me up with his lawyer's son…is that weird??
- Shopping tomorrow!! So there's an upside to the return of "mommy dearest"…great
- NAUSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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