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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Thursday, September 10, 2009 || 10:05 PM
Most women I know have one man in their lives and that's it for them. They do everything with that one guy (chill, cuddle, kiss, procreate, things of that nature) and what they can't do with him, that's what they have their girlfriends for, (things like talking, sharing feelings, etc.). But here's the thing about me: I'm not most women. I have more guy friends than girlfriends because the female species tend to irk my nerves more often than I like to admit. Too much estrogen in my life isn't good for me, it's bad enough that I have to deal with my own. so most of my friends are guys and these guys are the men in my life… The brilliant one His brilliance continues to amaze me after eighteen years. His common sense is through the roof and his book smarts make him the coolest nerd I know. His swag is so official. I still can't understand how he can be so damn smart and still have that much swag. But as the student, I still have much to learn. I'm still but a young grasshopper after all. But I must say I'm honored to have such an awesome mentor. The psycho one Fourteen years of craziness and only one thing has really changed. Age brings with it new feelings but somehow, we still manage to hold on to what's always been good with us. We still plot to take over the world on a daily basis. I still steal all of his worldly possessions. We still kick ass in video games together and I still treat his house and his family like they're my own because after all these years, they may as well be. We may always be at each other's throats but trust me, it's all out of love. The flirty one For the past six or seven years, I have been friends with this sexy piece of man candy and our friendship is hilarious to me. Our ongoing flirtation cracks me up and even though it's been going on for so long, it never gets old. He always inspires me to be who I am with his kind words and his reminders of the past. He also always has some story about the women who stalk him because of his good looks and these stories never fail to crack me up. He's modest but as a fellow female, I know these ladies don't stalk him just for the hell of it. Sometimes I just want to ask him if he owns a mirror because at times, it seems like he doesn't even know how amazing he looks. Still, his beauty isn't only skin deep and he's an amazing person. He never fails to put a smile on my face. The musical one I'll forgive the fact that he has married people's germs all over him, but that's only because I love him dearly. He's always doing or saying something to put a smile on my face, and he's always up to something. With him, there's always somewhere to go, something to do, someone to see. It's like the adventures never end. Those are the true Grenadian hi jinks and shenanigans. Not to mention he always plays the best music, that dude is talented. From his crazy broken walk to his air piano solos…really, what's not to love? The daydreaming one This boy's mind is always somewhere or with someone else. I know it's not me and I can't be mad at that, because it's so darn sweet. But really, sometimes I wish he'd take his head out of the clouds so I could talk to him for a while. He's such a clown but at times, I can't decide between giving him a hug and knocking his teeth out. I guess he's sorta turned into the obnoxious little brother that I never wanted, yet can't help but love. It's a weird kind of feeling but I don't mind. Weird is always good in my book. The swagtastic one I met this guy three years ago and since then, he's made my life hell. He stole my woman, sent her back to me all pissed off, threatened to have a frozen turkey war with me, and generally made me miserable. The fact that I love this dude in spite of all of that just goes to show how friggin awesome he really is. His swag is out of this world, I won't even get into it. And still, he can be so damn goofy, he always has some out of this world, hilarious ish to say. So what if we randomly harass each other? I know my wife is here to stay so I can only hope that the same holds true for him. The artistic one I've known this dude for as long as i can remember. He's like an older brother/father kind of person. It's a weird combo, I know, but it works. I can't even remember exactly how many years it's been, maybe fifteen or sixteen. In my mind, he's always been there, with his insane jokes, his split personalities and his deep thoughts and I love him so much for it. He's philosophical in the strangest way, sometimes it makes me wanna laugh and sometimes it just makes me think very hard. And he never fails to see the beauty in things which I think is very cool. Watching TV with this guy is hilarious, he always breaks everything down and shows me how it's put together. I always learn so much just being in his presence and I hope there are more lessons to come. I'm just glad he's part of the family. The random one Me: "Frisky Panda, huh? I like it" Him: "glad you like it cuz. And you are 'The WALRUS'" Me: "why am I The WALRUS?" Him: "because you can't be The OTTER" This is the kind of random humor that goes on with this guy on a daily basis. He says the most hilariously random things and I just have to wonder where he comes up with these things sometimes. He's another one whose brilliance is through the roof. Sometimes I think he knows everything about everything. And it's not like he's showing off, he'll just be having casual conversation and leave everyone speechless without even realizing it. Yet, he always knows how to have a good time, he's always the life of a party. I'm just happy that he'll always be around to bring the party to my life. So like I said, these are the men in my life. These are some of the people who make me the crazy, goofy, sexy, nerdy, funny chick that I am. It's hard not to love them all when you think of it that way, isn't it? =) Labels: friends and fam |