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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Monday, December 14, 2009 || 1:38 PM
Me: dearest cousin Frisky P, I'm feeling slightly down today. I'm in need of some panda wisdom to turn this frown upside down =(FP: strippers have excellent balance and dexterity. and due to recent studies, it's been discovered that they can also run faster, spit farther and whistle louder than the average twelve year old boy. now that's talent. Me: *laughing* thank you FP. mission accomplished. this is why I love you =) FP: and I love you my foolish hairy cousin of a walrus...next time ah go plasta yuh backside with some lix!! Me: uhh yes...I look forward to that ::shrugs:: Labels: friends and fam, in real life, stranger than fiction |