esskay
![]() Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Friday, June 18, 2010 || 1:42 PM
This is the randomness that ensues in my writing class:Prof: have any of you guys ever had Kobe beef?? Class in murmurs: yea, good stuff, delicious. Prof: yea, that is some tender beef. They rub the tootsies of those cows man. Random dude: I heard they feed them wine and stuff too. Prof: yea man, they treat those cows really well… RD: and THEN they kill them. *blank stare* -__- Labels: in real life, stranger than fiction |