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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Wednesday, September 8, 2010 || 7:31 PM
This is a rather funny conversation my best friend had with her mom, who has a very strong Haitian accent which makes this even more hilarious.Mom: did you call your cousin? Cass: I forgot to take her number Mom: so you can’t call her? Cass: no, I don’t have her number Mom: so text her! Cass: I can’t text her if I don’t have her number Mom: oh…did you put meat out? Cass: yes Mom: who’s cooking it, me or you? Cass: I dunno, we’ll flip a coin Mom: flip a coin? Cass: yea Mom: flip a coin?! Cass: yea, you know, play heads or tails Mom: oh, oh…what kind of meat did you put out? Cass: there’s only one meat Mom: what is it? Cass: chicken Mom: ok put it out Cass: I already did mom Mom: ok good It made me laugh but also made me think how weird it is that all parents are like that. They’re so oblivious to the way the technology of our time works. They should really stick to rotary telephones, I swear. Today, my mother called me to go online and pay the water bill on her email address. I didn’t even know what to make of that. Also, they never really listen to what their kids are saying so they reiterate a million times. And then they wonder why we’re always annoyed. Parents just don’t understand smh. Labels: friends and fam, in real life, stranger than fiction |