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esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.

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Truth is, I'm not innocent. I'm just an abstinent fireplace that doesn't wanna feel the fire kindled between her legs anymore so don't mind the ashes. They're just evidence of how brightly I can glow and I wanna glow hard like one dim star on an otherwise starless night that shines just to prove its fidelity.

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  par-lay-voo...english?
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 || 10:52 PM
So this semester, I'm only taking two classes. I figured I'd be lazy for once, sue me. One of them is American Government (history) and though I'm thrilled to have a history professor who's not older than the U.S. Constitution, history classes are bad for my christianity. That's all I'm gonna say about that though.
My other class is English, which I LOVE. I am a writer, after all.
So my English professor, ironically enough, is old as dirt but he's hella cool. He embraces his age and doesn't take life too seriously which I think is a pretty damn cool thing. And though we always seem to get a lot of work done, we're always having fun in the process.
OK so the other night (I'm taking night classes), we're sitting in class analyzing this story that was about the devil and a girl sacrificing herself and this verse in the Bible, blah diddy blah blah blah. And then we break into the following random conversation:
Random Dude 1: "Jesus was a Palestinian."
Random Dude 2: "He was a TERRORIST?!?!"
Class: *dying of laughter*
Random Girl: "Jesus was definitely a Jew"
RD1 & RD2: "...oh"
Professor: *clapping with excitement* "I just love this class!"
Me: *blank stare*
I really do LOVE English class :)

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