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esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
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  grocery store shenanigans
Monday, March 19, 2012 || 5:14 PM
Today is such a beautiful day and it's been a while since I've done a post about nothing in particular. But I'm in good spirits and there's no time like the present so, you know...you know? Anywhoo, today, I went grocery shopping with Andy and Akim and since we all know those coons can't behave themselves, chaos ensued.
Here's Andy, derping along and stuff like that...

I stalked Akim while Andy consulted the list

He was stuntin' with my hater blockers..."please no photos"

And finally, they dropped me into the cart *sigh*


So even though Akim shoved me into the shopping cart and Andy stuffed juice in there BEFORE rescuing me, I guess I love those douchemonsters. Because really, who the hell else am I gonna have that much fun grocery shopping with? Moral of this story: sometimes, you gotta get stuffed in the shopping cart and put away the vast majority of the groceries before you can eat the scoops and spinach dip. Trust me, it makes sense.

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