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esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.

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agenda
12/7 polaroid photo walk
12/8 festival of life
12/11 volez voguez voyagez
12/19 date night
12/23 christmas adam


musings
Truth is, I'm not innocent. I'm just an abstinent fireplace that doesn't wanna feel the fire kindled between her legs anymore so don't mind the ashes. They're just evidence of how brightly I can glow and I wanna glow hard like one dim star on an otherwise starless night that shines just to prove its fidelity.

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  breaktime
Sunday, April 22, 2012 || 9:15 PM
School has been thoroughly kicking my ass lately and I'm in the middle of writing a gajillion things (yes, that's a real number) but I thought I'd take a break to share some random funnies. So I'm writing a paper and texting (multitasking like a boss) and the following hilarity ensues:

BB: How's the paper coming along?
Me: Would you still like me if I dropped out of school?
BB: Yea, I make enough money to support us. You may have to get knocked up so we can get extra tax money.
Me: *LMAO*

I heart him tho. Because real friends knock you up so you don't have to live on the L train and collect quarters after you drop out of school. Speaking of knocked up...

My beautiful preggo-in-her-eggo sister :)

She looks about ready to pop and has that whole pregnancy glow going on but she's all belly. I can't wait til the baby finally makes his appearance though. Congrats to her and the hubby. As for me, my niece and nephew are all the birth control I need. But I love those little monsters. Anywhoozers, back to work...

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