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esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.

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Truth is, I'm not innocent. I'm just an abstinent fireplace that doesn't wanna feel the fire kindled between her legs anymore so don't mind the ashes. They're just evidence of how brightly I can glow and I wanna glow hard like one dim star on an otherwise starless night that shines just to prove its fidelity.

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  you have to learn that
Sunday, April 15, 2012 || 2:30 PM
"You hah to laahn dat!" -My crazy ass grandfather, may he rest in peace.
*sigh* I miss my grandfather. He had always loved my mom, she was probably the only woman my dad brought around that he really ever took a liking to. He would admire the way she cooked and cleaned and kept her household. One day he asked my aunt if she could cook like that and she said no. His response: "nah, you hah to laahn dat!" We've been laughing about it ever since.
My parents just celebrated their 30 year anniversary last week and it's kind of blowing my mind. I was just talking to my mom about it and needless to say, it was hilarious. Because when you're married to someone as long as they've been married to each other, I'm guessing you have to laugh to keep yourself from crying. Don't judge me.

JP: *getting ready for a party* I never wear these clothes. It's because I never really go out though. Where would I go?
Me: There are places to go, you just never wanna go anywhere. Why don't you and your husband get dressed and go on a date? Your anniversary just passed and he's on vacation! You guys are crazy.
JP: Yep, he's on vacation. And that's why my diamond will be very sure this year. You think I'm stupid? You think I'm not getting anything out of this huh? You don't know yet but you hah to laahn dat!
Me: *LMAO*

Now that I think about it, my mother has gotten a diamond ring every anniversary my dad has been out of the country. But she's right. It takes a certain amount of smarts and finesse to be one half of this particular kind of couple for so long. If I could be even half the woman that my mother is when my time comes, I would be happy. Until then, here's to the next 30 years. Cheers!

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