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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Saturday, July 28, 2012 || 11:59 AM
The other day, my sister called me and we had a brief conversation. And my parents thought nothing of it but I realized that had anyone else been there they would've been seriously perplexed. Maybe it's our West Indian culture or maybe it's the fact that we've heard it our whole lives or maybe we just like the foolishness but my sister and I can perfectly mock the Grenadian accent. And sometimes we do it without even realizing it until JP walks in and says something along the lines of "*stueppsssss* allyou too shtupid!" (translation: "*sucks teeth* you guys are freaking retarded, yo"). So this was the conversation, just imagine all of it said with a really heavy Grenadian accent. I'll add the translation for those of you who are illiterate in the culture of my people. Try not to judge me.Denise: "Sash, ah get de car!" Me: "whaat you sayin? You get de car in trut?" Den: "ah tell you ah get de car!" Me: "weeeeee papa! Well we go lahey whole day, whole night!" Den: "well yes, is now we go lahey!" Me: "so whey ee dey?" Den: "ee dey in de front" Me: "well ah goin an macko it now" Den: "go nuh! Is de blue one wih de ting on de back" Me: "ey ey, well yes. You dey in ting" Den: "eef ah dey in ting?" Me: "well gyal, ah weeeell happy fauh you" Den: "tanks eh. Ah hah to go feed de likkle man" Me: "ok well we go see" Den: "ahright" Some of you may never guess that this is really what was said... Den: "Sash, I got the car!" Me: "for real?" Den: "seriously!" Me: "awesome! we're gonna hang out all the time now" Den: "we already do but now? It's about to go down!" Me: "so where is it?" Den: "it's in the front" Me: "I'm gonna go see it" Den: "go! It's the blue one with the spoiler in the back" Me: "dude, you're so cool now" Den: "I know" Me: "I'm so happy for you" Den: "thanks. I gotta go feed the baby now" Me: "ok well I'll see you later" Den: "cool" See? We're all bilingual in our way. So yeahh...don't judge me. Labels: friends and fam, fun times, in real life, stranger than fiction |