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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010 || 11:26 PM
You asked for it and here it is, as promised (after all, I always deliver). So here's to you, the resident asshole in my life. And you know who you are, so if you have to ask, this doesn't concern you. So here I am, writing your story, once again. You'd think I'd get tired of this but every time you strike, you prove to be a bigger and better douchebag than when we last met. What you do must be a talent because I've yet to figure out how you can be so annoying and obnoxious and every time I see you, we argue and I wanna ring your neck, yet somehow, we're still friends. A true talent indeed, I salute you, my friend. So here's to you dude. May you always say the perfectly inappropriate things you insist on saying, may you always annoy the life out of me and may you always be the asshole that you are. Cheers! Labels: babble and rant, friends and fam, personals |