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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Thursday, April 8, 2010 || 6:43 AM
So we all re  member that game we played as kids, rock, paper, scissors. But here's the thing. Rock, paper, scissors is totally rigged, thereby making it completely pointless. I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock can beat scissors but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why; because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear up paper in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to beat me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh crap, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"Also, have you ever looked at a word for too long and the longer you looked at it, the more wrong it looked? I kept looking at "scissors" the entire time I was writing this like "why does that look so weird??" ::shrug:: Labels: babble and rant, pop of culture |