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esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.
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Truth is, I'm not innocent. I'm just an abstinent fireplace that doesn't wanna feel the fire kindled between her legs anymore so don't mind the ashes. They're just evidence of how brightly I can glow and I wanna glow hard like one dim star on an otherwise starless night that shines just to prove its fidelity.
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another list
Thursday, May 20, 2010 || 6:28 PM
As you guys know, I’m a fan of lists. Nothing makes my day like a good list of stuff. Honestly, what kind of disorganized weirdo doesn’t like lists? Anywhoo, now that I’ve proclaimed my odd love for lists, I’ll get to the point. As of late, I’ve had one thing on my mind. And that just won’t do. So, I give to you…
Sasha’s list of things to do when you can’t get your stupid, insanely good looking boyfriend out of your head.
Good, right? I know!
Ok so here goes…
- Write. Ok so given what I’m writing about, that’s not working out so well but it could. One of these days.
- Look at old pictures. Nothing like funny memories to drive away thoughts of that stupid guy you’re dating. The nerve of him to be that gorgeous! Smh
- Play solitaire. *sings* one…is the loneliest number…
- Read a book. And NOT a teenage vampire romance novel.
- Watch a movie. I recommend Shindler’s List.
- Babysit. Personally, my nephew is ideal for this sort of thing. He’s so friggin cute and he’s this big ball of energy. Plus, he’s hilarious. He’s more than enough to keep my mind going and run me ragged all at the same time.
- Surf the web. And that doesn’t mean looking at all of his pictures on Facebook. That totally defeats the purpose, duhh.
- Eat your least favorite food. Mine is beets. Nothing is as un-sexy as beets.
- If all else fails, talk to your mother. It’s drastic, I know but chances are, you won’t even have to say anything. She’ll be so pleased that you’re speaking to her voluntarily that she’ll ramble on and on, giving you the opportunity to sit back and kill endless amounts of brain cells with zero effort.
So, I have to admit, this list isn’t helpful to me at all. But if it helps you, that’s great. At least it’s helped someone. As for me...I think I’ll go talk to my mother.
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