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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Thursday, October 13, 2011 || 12:58 PM
I feel a rant coming on. Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen...I absolutely despise when men act like women. I feel like life is confusing enough without your hormonal imbalance and I definitely have enough estrogen for the both of us. That being said, I hate when men catch their period the same time that I do. First of all, why are you even catching your period?? That's MY thing. Second, what makes these guys think that they can out-bitch me? I was born with the equipment to be a bitch. I have an automatic advantage. Why even try?? But then the thing that gets me is when they turn around and say things like "know your role". I'm sorry, now I'm thoroughly confused. You can't act like a bitch and then tell me to know my role, that's not how it works. That IS my role. And now, you're trying to play all the roles and pretty soon, when I'm sick of your shit, you'll be all alone in a one-man show. Now, this doesn't apply to all men. Quite the contrary, it's just a select few that are still going through puberty at the age of twenty-something and they're still trying to figure their lives out and they're confused so in turn, they confuse us poor, unsuspecting women. So, shoutout to the men who know they're men and act like it. Much respect to you. And this is why I will always let a man be a man. Because it could be worse. He could be asking me to let him be a woman. I'm just saying.... Labels: babble and rant |