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esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.
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andy's house
Wednesday, February 8, 2012 || 8:54 AM
My best friend Andy's house is one of my favorite places in Brooklyn. That says a lot, as Brooklyn is the shit (to all you suckers who live in Queens #sub). Aside from the fact that he's one of my best friends, so he's good company when we're not attempting to strangle each other, he also has the awesomest house ever (besides mine). So, you guys know I love a good list. Here are all the reasons I love going to Andy's house....
- Awesome Architecture. Andy's house is one of the few houses that aren't stuck to the houses next to it. Not even my house can brag that feature. So not only is there a driveway but you can walk down it, all the way to the backyard and garage. Doesn't sound like a big deal but it is. And if you think that's amazing, you should see the inside.
- The Kitchen. Andy's kitchen is beautiful. There's every utensil you could possibly ever need (much like mine) which is why I love cooking in it. Evidently, it's also the gateway to Narnia. Or (for you Harry Potter fans) like the Room of Requirement. It has everything you could possibly want to eat or drink. I'm pretty sure, if you really wanted it, you could find some Cambodian breast milk lying around somewhere. In the extreme off chance that you can't find what you want, Andy will order out. Because, as he likes to remind me, he works at a job he hates so he can ball out of control. So he does.
- Entertainment. After you have secured your meal, there are quite a few options. Either make your way to the living room to watch some hd tv in surround sound (even though I still say my tv is better, 42-inch-1080p-motion-flow-thank-you-very-much), or head upstairs to Andy's room, the Holy Grail of awesomeness. Lined up around the desk, you'll find (in this order) a PS3, Xbox360, flatscreen tv, and a Nintendo Wii. In a drawer on the other side of the room, you'll find a plethora of games, neatly lined up and extra controllers, should you need them. On the bed, you'll find the most confortable blanket in life, ever. And if that's not enough, if you knock on the bedroom next door, you'll find a Creepy Thin Man (what I did there, did you see it? No? *sits down*).
- Animal Friendly. If you're an animal lover, here's one more awesome thing about Andy's house. He has a dog and a cat. The dog is huge (my kinda canine), as is the cat. Also, the cat is a trickster who enjoys staring contests and the occasional scratch behind the ears. There used to be a fish but given the size of the cat, I doubt I'd be wrong in the assumption that she ate it. *Kanye shrug* such is life.
So there you have it. All the things I love about Andy's house, which is crazy because he barely has time to enjoy them all the way I do. I'm just waiting for him to cut me a set of keys, and then I can slowly begin moving my things in. Until then, I'll have to love it from afar or, more likely, by breaking and entering. I'm sure no one will mind.Labels: friends and fam, in real life, listy
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