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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Friday, April 27, 2012 || 12:15 AM
JP once told me Spring is sprunging. She's a gem, that one.So Spring is here! Well, kinda. It keeps peeking it's head through the door like it wants to show up, but then changing its mind at the last minute. JP also has a theory about this. She thinks the warm weather is afraid to come because it doesn't wanna see the ratchet ass heauxs that will follow. But that's neither here nor there. Springtime is the season of sundresses, Bellinis at brunch and sexual harassment. But mostly that last one. Because I'm starting to think men look forward to sundress season like small children look forward to Christmas. The last few times I've left my house are proof of that. Mind you, I have yet to wear a sundress. But it never fails. Everywhere I go, there's some man mumbling something about sweetness this and baby that and making direct (albeit creepy) eye contact with me. And I know I'm not the only one this is happening to. It's getting a little crazy now guys. If you're reading this, can you just dial it down? Turn down the intensity in the eyes and the licking the lips and back the hell up off me. You can tell a woman she looks nice without being so damn creepy. Trust me, I've seen it with my own eyes. Also, maybe if you were a bit more respectful, I wouldn't be so damn rude. Circumstantial rudeness is a thing. True story. Anywhoozers...*whistles* On an entirely unrelated but somehow still relevant note, shoutout to my homies for giving me the most blog views I've ever had this month. Don't stalk my blog at 6am bro, I'm serious -___- Hahahahaha...I kid. Labels: babble and rant, in real life, stranger than fiction |