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esskay

Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.

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Truth is, I'm not innocent. I'm just an abstinent fireplace that doesn't wanna feel the fire kindled between her legs anymore so don't mind the ashes. They're just evidence of how brightly I can glow and I wanna glow hard like one dim star on an otherwise starless night that shines just to prove its fidelity.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 || 11:43 PM

So I'm sitting here, racking my brains for some hateful things to say about someone and it's proving to be more difficult than I thought it would be. Partly because I'm not a hateful person (though if I try hard enough, I'm sure I could come up with something) but mostly because there's not one hateful thing I can think of that would honestly apply. So instead, I'll say this: to one of the smartest, nicest, funniest, most genuine and unselfish people I know, I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns. Just because I can. And no, I didn't spell that wrong. And even though that may or may not be a lie, I won't admit that. Because you don't know me. So I think that's it. But before I end this lovely note, I feel I should say something else. It would be wishful thinking to believe you got it the first time but I blame the college board for that. So if you could be so kind as to pass this message along to your future self, I'd really appreciate it.
In a lifetime of selflessness, I think everyone deserves at least one selfish act, for the right reasons, of course. So I hope that you don't let anyone (myself included) stand in the way of your happiness. Because you do deserve that. Even though I hate you.

Don't make future me have to punch future you in the throat. I'm serious, bro.

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