Esskay.P

I've been having this argument with my friends for a fortnight and the big question here is, am I rude? They seem to think I am, especially where JP is concerned. In my opinion, that's poppycock and codswallop and all other manner of ridiculousness. In the words of a real journalist, "I'm not mean, I'm just honest." *LMFAOOOOOOO* that one was for Cass, I just had to. But I digress.
So these kneegreuxs think I'm rude and for a minute, I thought they were right. But then I had the most hilarious conversation with JP yesterday. I am so my mothers daughter it's almost stupid. So if they're right and I am rude, maybe this will shed some light on the reason.
Me: "mom, am I rude?"
JP: "......*shrug* when you need to be"
(I TOLD you guys circumstantial rudeness is a thing!)
Me: *laughing* "remember the night you came home and you said you didn't hear from me all day, and I said that's because I didn't call you? My friend said that was rude because I could've said I forgot or I didn't get a chance to call you..."
JP: "but that would be a lie" (same exact thing I said!!)
Me: "word. I'm happy you said that because I said the same thing. I didn't forget and I had plenty of chances, I just didn't call you. And now people keep calling me rude"
JP: "well I'm sorry but I tell it like it is and if that's rude, I'm very sorry but I can't help you"
Reasons I love this woman, pain in the ass that she is...
Welp. There you have it. I'm not rude. At the very least, JP doesn't think so. And that says plenty, trust. But I think that's just because her mouth is so bad and she knows the children she raised. But honestly, have you ever seen an apple fall off a tree and roll into another country? Didn't think so. I can't take the credit for this one, I get my badassness from my parents. And that's ok because it just makes me that much more awesome. So suck on that!