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esskay
Digital storyteller, Photographic narrator, Hogwarts alum. In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic. My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it. My pen is mightier than my sword. Instagram
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Monday, November 12, 2012 || 7:57 AM
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. -Maya AngelouYou guys ever been sick, and then there's a day when you feel much better and you're all "yay! I don't feel like shit anymore!" but then you wake up the next day and you feel like death warmed up? Yeahh, so that's happening. I've been up since 4am (God only knows why) and I was laying in bed for the longest, contemplating life, the universe and everything which, surprisingly took all of five minutes. So then I decided to kill time and watch YouTube videos and I started watching one by Feminista Jones who is this awesome blogger and she talks about relationships and sex and she's a feminist but not of the obnoxious bra burning non-shaving variety. And in this video (which, by the way if you're interested in watching, you should click here), she talks about some men who perpetuate this idea that if a beautiful woman is single, there must be something wrong with her. So maybe she's crazy, maybe she's unintelligent, maybe her "box" is wack or whatever. But let me just say that if you are one such man, you sir, are a dipshit. First of all, what the hell is a "box"?? As the proud owner of a vagina, I can say that anyone who has ever owned or experienced vagina knows that it's nothing like a box. Boxes are wide and dry, two qualities that vagina should just never have so if your girlfriend has a "box," my condolences and if you refer to a woman's vagina as a box, I'm just going to assume that you haven't gotten some since like three Lil Kim faces ago and/or your balls have yet to drop. Either way, maybe you should fix those things before you think so highly of yourself to offer your opinion of women. Because I guarantee you, nobody cares. Second, if you feel like you know a woman's life based on her current relationship status...you probably shouldn't talk so much, people might start thinking you're not smart. Every woman has their own brand of crazy. And the ones who don't think they're crazy are the craziest ones of all because they don't even know how they're crazy yet. Now, don't misunderstand me. I'm using the word "crazy" a bit loosely here. For instance, a friend told me that my brand of crazy is that I'm so freaking stubborn. Like to the point where I won't even let people be there for me but I will literally suffer in silence. Some people would call that selfless, others call it crazy. Potato, potahto, whatever. The point is, every woman, single or not, has their thing. But as a young, beautiful, intelligent, funny, sexy, driven, sweet, God fearing, single woman, I refuse to settle for some hood booger who can't pronounce half the words in this blog post. And if that's what you like, more power to you and I'm not saying that to say I feel like I'm better than other people because I'm not. I have my flaws too. But I know what I want, what I'm worth and what I deserve so I'm going after it. And if, in the meantime, I kick ass at everything I do, then that just makes me a kickass single woman, doesn't it? But hey, that's just me. Labels: babble and rant |