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esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.

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12/7 polaroid photo walk
12/8 festival of life
12/11 volez voguez voyagez
12/19 date night
12/23 christmas adam


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Truth is, I'm not innocent. I'm just an abstinent fireplace that doesn't wanna feel the fire kindled between her legs anymore so don't mind the ashes. They're just evidence of how brightly I can glow and I wanna glow hard like one dim star on an otherwise starless night that shines just to prove its fidelity.

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  something different
Wednesday, February 18, 2015 || 8:51 PM
This week, I did something that I haven't done in a long time. I filmed, edited and posted a video. And through doing all of that, all I could think was how I don't remember video editing being so tedious. Dah welp. Here it is, anyways:


Sidebar: I was looking at that picture of the dementor baking a pie...


His apron says "kiss the cook"
I cannot stop laughing

If you're as big of a Harry Potter nerd as I am, you'll know why that's so hilarious. Also, in case you were wondering, I found this picture on Tumblr where some disgruntled Potterhead wanted to know who makes the food in Azkaban if there are only dementors and prisoners there. Tumblr is clearly the greatest place on the internet, probably only second to Twitter. If you're interested in following me on either of those places and subscribing to my YouTube channel (which should be a bit more consistent than it has been), click the links on the navigation above. Love, peace and Patronus Pie.
...I am cracking myself up over here. Patronus Pie.
Side sidebar: what if someone's Patronus was actually a pie, and instead of making a dementor retreat, it just distracted him and he kept trying to eat it while you escaped? I am literally the biggest nerd I know. I'll stop writing now.

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