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esskay

Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.

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Truth is, I'm not innocent. I'm just an abstinent fireplace that doesn't wanna feel the fire kindled between her legs anymore so don't mind the ashes. They're just evidence of how brightly I can glow and I wanna glow hard like one dim star on an otherwise starless night that shines just to prove its fidelity.

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Uptown Funk

Wednesday, February 4, 2015 || 10:32 PM

Before: I thought Bruno Mars was relatively handsome and pretty talented. I wasn't a stan. I was barely a fan. I have to be in a certain mood for his music but I do enjoy it. I actually have both of his albums, so there's that.

After: I want to have this man's children. Like, no joke. That purple blazer and those rollers just do it for me and I cannot, for the life of me, explain why.
Uptown Funked me up.

Labels: anomaly, entertainment, pop of culture, stranger than fiction

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