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Thursday, August 26, 2010 || 7:44 PM
Everyone has things that annoy them more than other things, or things they’ll be willing to tolerate over others or whatever the case may be. But you guys get what I’m saying: things annoy me (as I made clear in the first part of this post, so very long ago). Now, we shall revisit my crazy brain to see what a few more of those things are.1. Mmm…cheese! Cheese happens to be one of my favorite foods in the world, which is why it hurts my heart to see people abuse it. The jenked up Grenadians I live with have no respect for cheese. They chop it up all unevenly and leave it uncovered to get all dried out in the fridge. REALLY?!? It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to cut cheese straight and it’s not that difficult to cover it when you’re done with it. If there was an 11th commandment, I’m sure it would be “thou shall not disrespect the cheese!”…but that’s just me *shrug* 2. Toilet paper…ROLL OVER!! No offense but if you’re one of the many people who roll the toilet paper under instead of over, you’re kind of a moron. And I know that saying no offense before I say something offensive doesn’t make it any less offensive but if you weren’t a moron, you wouldn’t be offended. So technically, this is all your fault. I’m just sayin. 3. Diet soda. Soda is one of the unhealthiest beverages you can drink. I say, if you’re gonna be unhealthy, don’t half ass it, do it all the way. 4. People who drink diet soda at the movies. Diet soda is already annoying so just imagine, you’re standing in line at the concession stand at the movies and the fat ass in front of you is placing their order… “Yea, lemme get a large popcorn, extra butter, snow caps, jelly beans, nachos, a hot dog with mustard…and a diet coke.” REALLY?!?! So you honestly think that your diet battery acid will help the fact that you just ate half the theater?? Kill yourself…preferably slowly, thanks. These are just a few more of the things that irk my nerves. Now that you know, DON’T DO ‘EM! Labels: babble and rant, listy |