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esskay
Hey hey. I'm Sasha.
Digital storyteller,
Photographic narrator,
Hogwarts alum.
In real life, I write things. I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm unintentionally funny. My favorite thing is food. Guac is life. I'm a fountain of the most random information. I'm pretty, only because it's weird to call oneself beautiful. I'm weird in all the good ways. I live in the greatest city on Earth. I was Sasha before Beyonce was schizophrenic.
My life is stranger than fiction. But please, don't take my word for it.
My pen is mightier than my sword.

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Saturday, July 25, 2015 || 1:56 PM
I remember a simpler time, when my makeup collection consisted of a chapstick in my back pocket. Those were the days....
After years of fighting it, I have a makeup "collection" (I'm using that word very loosely).


What's more, it slightly resembles that of a grown woman. Which I'm actually kinda proud of. So I figured I'd tell you all what's in this collection/my makeup routine (and by "routine" I mean what I use the once-ish a month that I actually wear makeup) because even though I'm not about to do a Youtube tutorial or a "what's in my makeup drawer" video, people are into this stuff. Right? RIGHT?? Anyway....

Stuff in this "collection":
EYES
Urban Decay Book of Shadows 4
-includes 16 shadows, liquid eyeliner, mascara and the eyeshadow primer potion
BH Cosmetics 120 color palette
Estee Lauder Deluxe Eyeshadow Compact
Clinique all about shadow quad
Clinique lash building primer
Clinique lash doubling mascara
Clinique high impact mascara
Clinique quickliner (cream)
-intense ebony, intense plum and intense ivy
Benefit They're Real mascara
Givenchy Phenomen' Eyes mascara
Estee Lauder Intense Kajal eyeliner in Blackened Black (pencil)
Sephora retractable eyeliner  in shimmer bronze (crayon)
Sephora Classic Line 24hr felt liner (liquid)
Kiko automatic precision eyeliner in 705/blue-ish (crayon)
LIPS
Maybelline Baby Lips (that time chapstick almost made a comeback)
-plum, pink and nude
Revlon Colorburst Matte Balm in Unapologetic
Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick in Fleshtone
Makeover Essentials lip gloss
-coral, bright pink, soft pink and champagne
Kiko matte precision lip pencil in 306/bright red
Kat Von D Everlasting Love Liquid Lipstick in Berlin
Buxom Full-On Lipstick in Las Vegas
Bare Minerals Pretty Amazing Lipstick in Strength
BH Cosmetics Color Lock Long Lasting Matte Lipstick in Passionate
Sephora Cream Lip Stain
-Always Red, Endless Purple, Forever Fuchsia and Mandarin Muse
MAC Lipstick
-Cyber (satin), Diva (matte)
Clinique Chubby Stick intense moisturizing lip color balm
-Mightiest Maraschino, Broadest Berry
Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella
Nars Satin Lip Pencil in Rikugien
FACE
Bare Minerals Prime Time foundation primer
Bare Minerals Original Foundation in Warm Tan
Bare Minerals All-Over Face Color in Warmth
Bare Minerals Original Mineral Vail
Estee Lauder Deluxe All-Over Face Compact
-includes three blush shades and a bronzer
Makeover Essentials Shimmer Powder Brush in Bronze
Benefit Watt's Up Highlighter
Clinique Moisture Surge CC Cream in Deep
Chanel Powderlights in Rose Dusk

tl;dr I have a lot of shit. So now, onto my "routine"

Foundation intimidates me. Which is why I use the Clinique CC Cream because I don't need a primer, a moisturizer or even a brush. I just rub it all over my face and it's everything in one. I don't even need a concealer because it blurs everything. What I love about it is that it's super subtle. It doesn't look or feel like I'm wearing makeup but it's like putting a very subtle filter on your face.
Eyeshadow is my favorite because even though I don't wear it often, there's so much you can do with it. Urban Decay has some really great, super pigmented colors but I've really been loving the BH Cosmetics 120 palette lately because there are so many color combos and looks you can create. I'm pretty hopeless with eyeliner but once I put on mascara, it's a little easier to make a straight line. I usually use the Clinique liners because they're the easiest and they don't smudge.
Lipstick is kind of an obsession of mine because even if I don't do anything else to my face, I can always put a color on my lips and look like I tried.
This is probably the laziest lazy girl makeup routine you've ever heard of. That's fine. I've always felt like I'm not girly enough to put in more effort than I do. It's a miracle I've even gotten this far. I've accepted it though. God blessed me with really good looks so it's all good. I saw this woman putting on her makeup on the train the other day and wanted to give her a round of applause. I can barely get mascara on in my bright ass bathroom without smudging some on my nose. So for the women who do  put in the effort, especially the ones who don't need to because God also blessed you with extremely good looks, I salute you.

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